People finding me…

Trawling through my Google analytics can be absolutely fascinating. One of the things I get metrics for are the search terms that people plug into search engines and rather unceremoniously find themselves deposited here.

The following search terms (and both the terms and the spelling used are genuine) somehow led people to davekean.com, and I’ve no idea why their particular journey ended up here.

• Video bed foot
• Blue tate hair removal [twice]
• Blue tate
• Sexy mail man Everett
• Raison bran breakfast
• Married woman who likes [no idea what she like]
• Why do women anal bleach
• Range rower water pump
• Exhibits inhibition
• Maine forest baroque
• Tate vajazzing
• Do you like furries
• Curtan rail ends

I did not even know what “anal bleach” was before tonight, and I was way better off that way. To be clear, I only know what Vajazzling is because it’s a running joke on the Winning Ugly podcast (according to vajazzling.com it’s “ The act of applying glitter and jewels to a woman’s nether regions for aesthetic purposes”, having said that according to Winning Ugly it’s not just women.

If you want to know about anal bleaching, you go look it up and hopefully ask yourself “Really? What voluntarily… You are shitting me…”

And thank you for asking about my desire for furries, but no it does not float my boat.

As big an issue as I have with being linked to anal bleaching, not as bad as someone searching for “stretched old pussy” and ending up here.  Really google? You think that’s got something to do with this?

I really hope these people found what they are looking for, despite the questionable grammar and spelling (like I have room to talk here). Thanks for dropping buy, and the person who came here looking for “size queen Portland” and stayed 20 minutes and viewed 24 posts, thanks, I’m glad you found something that interested you.